1) I was out in Long Island. Near my best friends house. I call her up crying.
Me: My brand new car the battery died. We are by your house. I have a problem. My brother and I called a tow truck. I need you to pick up me. There's no room for me in the tow truck. So can you drive me home.
My friends father comes out of their house so he can move his car. Then my friend can get to her car. When her dad opens the door my brother & I are at her door. Her dad laughed. I go shh . So he tells her I'm moving my car. Come outside to move yours. She find us outside her door dying of laughter.
2) I went to the outlets. On the way back I stopped with my brother at my best friends house. She had no clue we were there. Her window was open. My brother goes and shuts it closed. She hears it closed. She figured it was the wind or something. Two second after she opens it again, my brother shuts it closed again. She goes to open it again. My brother shuts it again. She goes to tell her mom I think my window is a ghost. My window was open and it shut. I open the window again and after each time now it keeps shutting out of nowhere. It has been 4 times already she tells her mom. My brother and I are hiding on the ground. Her mother tells her maybe it is Casper. My friends goes it keeps happening. What the hell! She doesn't see anything in her room. She is still wondering. Her mom tells her go look outside I bet you, your friends are outside. Dam it !! She opens the door omg I thought I had a ghost closing my window. I couldn't stop laughing.
3) I tell my best friend I'm going to be shooting this movie. It is going to be filmed in Cancun. I tell her I'm allowed to bring one friend. I tell her she is allowed to be in the movie. Then I said the only thing is I have to put a deposit down for us to go. I'll go into the city with you. The thing is can you go to the travel agent for me. I'll give you my credit card & I.D. They know your coming. I have to be at audition at the same time. She goes okay. She goes She knew something seemed a little odd. She couldn't figure it out. She was in love with Asthon Kutcher. She thought maybe he was going to pop out. That I set this up for her to meet him. Ha ha no that's because I put you on MTV's boiling points.
4) Now one of my guy bff's was at work back when we went to school. I hid. So I had one of my friends go up to him that he didn't know. She goes hi. I'm a reporter doing an article on your store and about you. He goes really. Why about me? She said just because I think you be interesting. My other friend & I start to laugh in another aisle. He goes to my friend that went up to him let me guess Eileen put you up to this. I know she is hiding somewhere in the store. I hear laughing. Go get her. She's like who's Eileen. He goes okay you can't fool me. He goes I have the perfect guy in the store to go do the prank. So she goes up to him. He goes you want to interview me. Wow! What paper are you from? She goes on telling him Newsday. He kept answering questions. I couldn't help it after a while but burst out laughing. After my best friend told him it was a prank. The guy was like "really I didn't think it was". She was very interested in interviewing me.
5) I'm with one of my good guy friends just sitting in his car cruising around. He starts calling people we know. He goes hi Ms. I wanted to let you know your taxi is outside. They go we didn't order a taxi. He goes well someone in your house must of. I'm outside your door. They scream did anyone here order a taxi. They come back on the phone. I'm sorry but no one ordered a taxi here. He goes are you sure because they gave me your number can you check again. They check again. I'm sorry I just asked everyone here no one order a taxi.
6) I go to Toysurus with my brother. Now I always wanted a dog. Even before I had a cat. My mom didn't want any animals, but that changed. I buy a yorkie doll. I looked like a real yorkie. We go home. I'm in the kitchen holding the yorkie doll with the Toysrus tag on it still. I'm petting the dog. My mom sees me holding the dog. My mom goes omg I told you guys not to bring home any animals. I go but this yorkie is so cute. "Look how good the dog is it is staying it my arms" I said. I said we have to go to the pet store to buy food and everything. My mom screaming "get the dog out of the house return it at Northshore or the pet store". My brother & I go we can't. Telling her we are keeping it. We go it is so good the dog doesn't even bark. Finally she goes can I pet it. I go no you don't even want it in the house why would we let you pet the dog. She was trying to pet the dog and look at the dog. I kept moving away. Finally she pets the dog. My mom goes the dog is cute. Then she goes but I want it out of the house. After we had her going an hr, my brother & I were dying laughing. We showed her the the toysurus tag was still on the dog. I hide my hand over the tag so she wouldn't see.
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