Facing the Battles

                                           One day at the mall I decided to look around a gadget store. I found grow a boyfriend. I thought it was so funny. Though that day I decided not to buy it. After taking a picture holding it, I posted it online. I got asked if I brought it. I regretted not buying it. I finally a week later I found it online and order it for a penny. It is a cheap date.          For many years I always had bad luck with guys. I end up just friends with guys, or finding guys that are not relationship material. I met a bunch that are just looking for hook ups, cheaters, liars, stalkers, drunks, or drug addicts. I been through it all.  One time I was in a relationship went to the movies valentines day and had to pay for myself. I thought really? I once had a bad blind date experience set up by someone related to me. We met at...

My friend & I got into a covo about library's. She said & her friend past a library in LA. Her friend wasn't sure what the place was. I bring up to my friend so you know the library in Byrant Park. For many years I didn't even know it was a library. I always thought it was a tourist attraction. My friend laughed. She said what kind of tourist attraction did you think it was? I said I dunno one I never been too. I figured that's were they hold the NYC fashion shows. Like come on does it look like a library? I always see the back of it from the the 6th ave side. Three or four years ago I actually walked past it on the 5th ave side. I'm looking at the building. I see that it says NYC public library. I'm looking & thinking maybe that means the library is across of street. I knew nothing was next to the building. I was wondering why on earth it says NYC library. After a few mins when I realized it wasn't across a street, this is the library...

The first time in my life that I been to a hibachi restaurant. My uncle wanted to go. I figured I sit and watch them eat. First thing when I walk in. I'm thinking to myself wow there tables are weird. Usually I sit across from a person. Then there's a big grill in the middle of the table. My cousin tells me they cook in front of you. I'm like really. That's awesome. The chef comes over. He starts the fire. Right after he puts his hand though the fire. I go excuse me, but why would you put your hand through fire? I would never want to burn my hand I said. He looks at me and smiles. I really thought something was wrong with him. Next he juggling knifes. Then he flips an egg up and catches it with his chef shirt pocked. I start to think okay your magician. Why are you working here? I'm like this is awesome I get a free magic show! Then he starts to put a few things on the grill. I had no idea what he was making. He then mixes the food. Then handing my co...

An old friend of mine takes me to Hooters. Yes Hooters. She tells me they all kinds of food. We are sitting looking at the menu. Me- there's no chicken fingers on the menu. my friend- ( pointing at the menu) see right here me- no that's says buffalo fingers not chicken fingers my friend- There the same thing me- no it's not. buffalo fingers and chicken fingers are not the same my friend- yes they are me- no buffalo fingers is made from buffalo. chicken fingers are made from chicken my friend- no I swear it's the same, ask the waiter me- I asked the waitress. She looked at me like are you serious. I said yes. The waitress said it was the same. I'm just like whatever Now I want them plain. I get them plain. Hum they taste plain. My friend- dip them in sauce. Me- I don't like sauce. I like them plain. Just this is to plain.