For many years I always had bad luck with guys. I end up just friends with guys, or finding guys that are not relationship material. I met a bunch that are just looking for hook ups, cheaters, liars, stalkers, drunks, or drug addicts. I been through it all. One time I was in a relationship went to the movies valentines day and had to pay for myself. I thought really? I once had a bad blind date experience set up by someone related to me. We met at a restaurant. We both order food, obviously. Though he ate all of his food , then asked to have some of mine. As a result he pretty much ate all of my food too. I was left having three bits. I had my heart broken many time. I always get told I'm a sweetheart and deserve better. Or I know I deserve better. We'll I just got out of a relationship a few months ago. Though it had ups and downs. Sometimes your futures are just different.
Since then I still met a bunch of mr wrongs. I been on a few dates. Though some of the guys would tell me to come over to their houses. I don't know you , nor am I going to your house. Common sense when a guy says come over their looking for more then watching a movie. I even went on a dating site and started talking to a guy. I thought wow he sounds great. We had a lot in common. Though I was always nervous to meet guys from online especially after watching catfish. We'll we talked for a few months and never met. I wasn't actually looking at the time because I just had surgery, but we hit it off. After a while of talking he couldn't hold a covo. I kept getting messages your so hot, I want to have sex with you. It creeped me out so, I said go find a hoe. I told him to stop messaging me. I said I'm not like that and I'm looking for a relationship only.
At my age a bunch of friends are married, divorced , have kids, or have boyfriends . Though me I'm single and no kids. It's not easy finding single guys these days. Or I should say guys that don't have baggage either from their past or present. I'm in my young 30's sometimes I question myself will I get married , will I have kids? Sometimes I think ok I'll just have a bunch of dogs running around my house. I have two dogs. I want more. I get love from them and kisses. So my life is perfect right? Why bother looking.
We'll ok not totally there are things I want. A psychic once told me I be married by 29 and have kids at 31 that didn't happen. So I decided why go out and look for a boyfriend. I was never the type that always need a boyfriend to enjoy my life. I go out hang with my friends. If it is going to happen it will. As they say everything happens for a reason right?
Now I decided why look , when right in front of my face I can grow the perfect boyfriend! Just think he don't talk. I can bring him anywhere. He will listen to me, be a cheap date, he would not cheat or lie. He would never give me any drama or bullshit. He is the perfect man ! So I decided to order from online the perfect man.
He finally came in the mail. Day 1 - I got a tray and put the perfect man in the water. He started off tiny. I left him over night. By the next day he grew a half a inch. He went from 3 inches to 3 1/2 inches. He is still small, but he did get a drop bigger.
Each day he grew about a half a inch. In this picture he has reach 3 1/2 inches. I'm taking pictures each day and measuring him. I have him growing in a tray. Though I wonder will he become life size? Maybe I will have to grow him in a bucket or my bathtub soon. That will be the day my parents wake me up asking what the heck is in the tub? Will he become big enough where I can drive and have him as a passenger in my car? "Officer I can ride HOV lane I'm not alone". Let's see.
People ask me how is he the perfect man ? Can he satisfy you? Can he kiss you? What is the point of this grow a boyfriend? Very true he might be perfect in a lot of ways, though he wouldn't be able to satisfy me in certain ways. No he can not kiss me. Though I get kisses from my dogs and love. As for what is the point, it is a funny gag gift joke. I find this grow a boyfriend to be a funny project to see how big he really gets. I think it is funny and humorous . It cracks me up. As he is growing I got told his penis is getting smaller. Haha to me it don't look like he has a penis or it looks tiny. I said maybe I need to buy a grow a penis gag one too.
Growing the perfect man is like the same as when we were kids growing sponge animals. I remember when I was little watching the animals grow big. Just like how the animals felt like a sponge. The perfect man as it was growing felt icky and sponge like too. Now that it got bigger the body is harder. He got more buff , longer, and wider.
Day 2 when I woke up my perfect man has already grown 4 inches. By the night time he had reached 4 1/2 inches. He has grown much longer. It is amazing how each day he is getting bigger. Though one foot is bigger then the other. He is becoming more buff. He is still small but look at the difference from day one.
Also because I'm getting tan my perfect man is very pale compared to me. I think he needs a tan too. I also started thinking what if I hair dry him, will he shrink? He grows in water ,but if he is dry does he get smaller?
I got asked did I name my perfect man. Of course I had to pick out a name for my perfect man. I had to think of a name of a guy I never dated. Since my horoscope sign is Leo and Leonardo Dicaprio is hot, I decided to name him Leo. Everyone needs a name.
At my age a bunch of friends are married, divorced , have kids, or have boyfriends . Though me I'm single and no kids. It's not easy finding single guys these days. Or I should say guys that don't have baggage either from their past or present. I'm in my young 30's sometimes I question myself will I get married , will I have kids? Sometimes I think ok I'll just have a bunch of dogs running around my house. I have two dogs. I want more. I get love from them and kisses. So my life is perfect right? Why bother looking.
We'll ok not totally there are things I want. A psychic once told me I be married by 29 and have kids at 31 that didn't happen. So I decided why go out and look for a boyfriend. I was never the type that always need a boyfriend to enjoy my life. I go out hang with my friends. If it is going to happen it will. As they say everything happens for a reason right?
Now I decided why look , when right in front of my face I can grow the perfect boyfriend! Just think he don't talk. I can bring him anywhere. He will listen to me, be a cheap date, he would not cheat or lie. He would never give me any drama or bullshit. He is the perfect man ! So I decided to order from online the perfect man.
He finally came in the mail. Day 1 - I got a tray and put the perfect man in the water. He started off tiny. I left him over night. By the next day he grew a half a inch. He went from 3 inches to 3 1/2 inches. He is still small, but he did get a drop bigger.
I been watching him grow bigger and bigger each day. As you scroll down my blog story you will see pictures. I took a picture everyday each time he grew bigger. I was impress just in a day and overnight how big he became. The texture, size, it kind of reminded me of an elementary school science project.
Each day he grew about a half a inch. In this picture he has reach 3 1/2 inches. I'm taking pictures each day and measuring him. I have him growing in a tray. Though I wonder will he become life size? Maybe I will have to grow him in a bucket or my bathtub soon. That will be the day my parents wake me up asking what the heck is in the tub? Will he become big enough where I can drive and have him as a passenger in my car? "Officer I can ride HOV lane I'm not alone". Let's see. 
People ask me how is he the perfect man ? Can he satisfy you? Can he kiss you? What is the point of this grow a boyfriend? Very true he might be perfect in a lot of ways, though he wouldn't be able to satisfy me in certain ways. No he can not kiss me. Though I get kisses from my dogs and love. As for what is the point, it is a funny gag gift joke. I find this grow a boyfriend to be a funny project to see how big he really gets. I think it is funny and humorous . It cracks me up. As he is growing I got told his penis is getting smaller. Haha to me it don't look like he has a penis or it looks tiny. I said maybe I need to buy a grow a penis gag one too.
Growing the perfect man is like the same as when we were kids growing sponge animals. I remember when I was little watching the animals grow big. Just like how the animals felt like a sponge. The perfect man as it was growing felt icky and sponge like too. Now that it got bigger the body is harder. He got more buff , longer, and wider.
Day 2 when I woke up my perfect man has already grown 4 inches. By the night time he had reached 4 1/2 inches. He has grown much longer. It is amazing how each day he is getting bigger. Though one foot is bigger then the other. He is becoming more buff. He is still small but look at the difference from day one. I got asked did I name my perfect man. Of course I had to pick out a name for my perfect man. I had to think of a name of a guy I never dated. Since my horoscope sign is Leo and Leonardo Dicaprio is hot, I decided to name him Leo. Everyone needs a name.
If you know me and my personality only I would think of this and do something like this. I am funny and outgoing. Leo is my perfect man !
Now it's day 3 my perfect man has grown 5 inches. My tray is getting to big for him almost. I can't believe how much he grew. The package does say he grows 6x the size. I think this is a great experiment to test out. He still feels sponge like and icky.
When looking at each picture and comparing you can tell he is growing. I plan on testing how big he grows for a few days I figured. How long will it take for him to grow life size ? 
I been taping myself each day as the perfect man is growing. After 6-7 days he has grown. One side of him is 6 1/2 inches and one leg side measures 7 inches. I don't know why one leg is longer then the other.
after a week . almost 7 inches. Check out my you tube and video http://youtu.be/ngcmCMiubqE
How To Grow A Boyfriend
When looking at each picture and comparing you can tell he is growing. I plan on testing how big he grows for a few days I figured. How long will it take for him to grow life size ? 
I been taping myself each day as the perfect man is growing. After 6-7 days he has grown. One side of him is 6 1/2 inches and one leg side measures 7 inches. I don't know why one leg is longer then the other. 
How To Grow A Boyfriend
http://www.buzzfeed.com/eye814/how-to-grow-a-boyfriend-nfpm
My buzzfeed article !
Eileen <3
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