Facing the Battles

Haha I don't even know where to start telling this story. Well I slept out at now I'll say an ex's house. My mom would never call every time I slept there. Yet she always thought I was sleeping at one of my girlfriends houses. So one morning she decides to call about 30 times while we were sleeping. To her it was a normal time to call , to us it was to early. Well she only called because I told her I needed a ride, the night before to see my friend that was visiting. Yet she was going out to meet up with my aunt and uncle in the same direction. She wanted to know if I was still going. Finally we wake up. pm time. I look at my phone with like 30 missed calls. I'm like hum I'll call back. Shh I'm going to play a joke. I so go on this whole story how I'm in jail. I got married last night at chase bank. Yet in Africa. My mom kept asking if I'm ok? Asking do I need to get picked up? I'm crying that I need help. watch the video http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I did this a few weeks before April fools Me- ( calling my cousin) Hey what's up? My cousin- nothing much , going out soon. Me- I'm actually near your house. I'm by the pizza place. My cousin- What are you doing by my house? Why are you at the pizza place. Me- I came out by you just to the pizza place (yet the pizza place is 20mins away) My cousin- oh my god we are actually going there. Wait 5 mins Me- okay My aunt- Hi your by our house at the pizza place? Me- yes My aunt- I just placed an order there to pick up. Wait 5 mins we'll be right over. Me- okay I'll be waiting in the pizza place (10mins later my phone rings) My cousin- the lot is so full. we are looking for parking Me- I know the lot is full. We drove around looking for parking too My cousin- We are in the pizza place now were are you? Me- I'm in the supermarket My cousin- Foodtown Me - yea my mom had to run in for a few items. I'll be in the pizza place in 5mins My cousin- okay hurry up...

This happened a few years ago. I'm out with my friend Jen. I call one of my guys friends up as a prank. I was crying. My friend : Are you ok ? Me : No. I'm at the mall. I lost Jen. My friend: you lost Jen in the mall? Call her. Me: I can't call her. I have her cell phone. My friend: go to the mall security. Tell them to put it on the speaker. Me: I can't the mall is closing. All the doors are locked. I don't know what to do. My friend: omg walk around the mall. Me: I can't .They locked the doors. Maybe she is stuck in the the mall. My friend: wholy shit what if she is stuck inside the mall? Me: what do I do? I'm in tears. She's my ride home. My friend: I feel bad. Try to find her. Me: I can't , omg (as more tears and crying acting) . What if she ends up sleeping in the mall? My friend: I really hope you find her. Me : me too. My friend: Let me call you back in a min. Me: ok My friend: calls back. Did you find Jen? Me: no! My friend: wholy shit! I ...