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Dude where's Jen, is she still in the mall?


This happened a few years ago. I'm out with my friend Jen. I call one of my guys friends up as a prank. I was crying.

My friend : Are you ok ?
Me : No. I'm at the mall. I lost Jen.
My friend: you lost Jen in the mall? Call her.
Me: I can't call her. I have her cell phone.
My friend: go to the mall security. Tell them to put it on the speaker.
Me: I can't the mall is closing. All the doors are locked. I don't know what to do.
My friend: omg walk around the mall.
Me: I can't .They locked the doors. Maybe she is stuck in the the mall.
My friend: wholy shit what if she is stuck inside the mall?
Me: what do I do? I'm in tears. She's my ride home.
My friend: I feel bad. Try to find her.
Me: I can't , omg (as more tears and crying acting) . What if she ends up sleeping in the mall?
My friend: I really hope you find her.
Me : me too.
My friend: Let me call you back in a min.
Me: ok
My friend: calls back. Did you find Jen?
Me: no!
My friend: wholy shit! I feel so bad. I hope you find Jen.
Me: What if she is locked in a bathroom crying?
My friend: I hope she bangs on the door. That someone will hear her.
Me: Maybe she'll have to sleep in the mall. What do I do I feel so bad?
My friend: I got another call it's important. I'll call you tomorrow.
Me: My call is important.
My friend: I hope Jen is alright. I don't know what to do.




The next day he asks me did you find Jen in the mall ? Was she locked in? I said yea when the mall opened she was able to get out of the mall. I feel so bad she had to sleep there. My friend said I feel really bad she was locked in. That she had to sleep there. ( inside my head I'm dieing laughing. My friend he really believed me. I had him believing it for months. Months later he was "wait that was a joke"? He still asks me now I die laughing. He really thought I was serious that my best friend was stuck in the mall.
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