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Grow a boyfriend

                                           One day at the mall I decided to look around a gadget store. I found grow a boyfriend. I thought it was so funny. Though that day I decided not to buy it. After taking a picture holding it, I posted it online. I got asked if I brought it. I regretted not buying it. I finally a week later I found it online and order it for a penny. It is a cheap date.          For many years I always had bad luck with guys. I end up just friends with guys, or finding guys that are not relationship material. I met a bunch that are just looking for hook ups, cheaters, liars, stalkers, drunks, or drug addicts. I been through it all.  One time I was in a relationship went to the movies valentines day and had to pay for myself. I thought really? I once had a bad blind date experience set up by someone related to me. We met at...

Dude Where's My Car?

I'm not punk'd, am I? I wake up in the morning, take my dogs out for a walk across the street. I'm looking over and notice my dads car is missing. I notice the spot is empty. I freak out because they are away. My brother & I have not moved the car. The car was in the same spot for 5 days. Right away I text my brother at work. He calls me back right away. I said the car keys are in the house. I said the car is stolen. My brother tells me go call 911. I went ahead calling my grandma and uncle first. They rush over. They told me to call my police station asking do I go down to file a report. They said no call 911. 911 tells me call 311 in case it was towed somewhere.If they don't have a towing record of the car, then it is stolen. So I call 911 back. 311 has no record. They tell me ok the cops will come to my house. In between the time, I see one of my neighbors outside. He tells me the spot was empty at 5am. He didn't see a tow truck. That it had to ...

Blind Date Gone Bad

This happened a few years ago. A family member whom I'm not even close with and barely ever see. So she tells me she has the perfect guy for me to meet. The guy calls me. We spoke on the phone. He was really quite so I figured ok he is shy. He asks me if I can meet him 2 days later. I wasn't even thrilled. I tell him ok and to meet me by a local restaurant by my house. The day arrived I go to meet him. He calls me are you here. I said almost. He tells me he outside the restaurant wearing black pants and what not. So I figured I cross the street look for him walk past first in case I don't like him. That wasn't the case. I cross the street he's not even there. He was around the block. So I stand and wait. I see a guy walk and stop in front. Looking like he's looking for someone. We ended up looking like are you ...? He goes hi. I take out my phone when he wasn't paying attention texting my bff omg this is a nitemare already. I didn't know how ...

I said I never get addicted but....now I know why it is called crackberry

When I first got my Blackberry, I said I will never get the data plan. I'll never use it. I'm just going to make phone calls on it. Yea right! This is the best phone I ever owned. My phone blinks every second that I got an email , facebook message, twitter. I can be wherever and still answer back. No no! I hate when I hang out with people and there on there blackberry's the whole time though. Hello your out! The best is I can never be bored at a dr office. Yes! The blackberry keeps me entertained. I mean I think hospitals and dr's offices should have free internet while waiting. After all they make you wait forever. Now I have my blackberry 7 months maybe, maybe a little longer. For the first time ever I'm getting addicted to bbm. I never bothered with it. Now I find myself walking around my house, crossing streets, probably almost walking into walls and doors bbming. This is crazy. Though when you look around almost all your friends have blackberry's. Number on...