Blind Date Gone Bad

This happened a few years ago. A family member whom I'm not even close with and barely ever see. So she tells me she has the perfect guy for me to meet. The guy calls me. We spoke on the phone. He was really quite so I figured ok he is shy. He asks me if I can meet him 2 days later. I wasn't even thrilled. I tell him ok and to meet me by a local restaurant by my house.

The day arrived I go to meet him. He calls me are you here. I said almost. He tells me he outside the restaurant wearing black pants and what not. So I figured I cross the street look for him walk past first in case I don't like him. That wasn't the case. I cross the street he's not even there. He was around the block. So I stand and wait. I see a guy walk and stop in front. Looking like he's looking for someone. We ended up looking like are you ...? He goes hi. I take out my phone when he wasn't paying attention texting my bff omg this is a nitemare already. I didn't know how to ditch him. I had to go into the restaurant with him. A restaurant I don't even like.

We go into the restaurant and sit. He asks me what I want. Since I don't like the place. I only got mozzarella sticks. He asks ok what do you want for a meal. I said nothing. So he orders my mozzarella sticks, his burger and fries. The waitor asked do you want the mozzarella sticks first or with the meal at the same time. So I'm about to say at the same time. He goes you can bring it out first. The appetizer comes. I was being nice saying would you like one. He goes I was going to take one anyway. "like ok you say ok sure, not I was going to take anyway". I eat one. I turn my head, when I turned my head back to look at the food he left me with 3 mozzarella sticks to eat for my meal out of 9. Then he eats his whole meal. He even asks me do I look fat. Who asks that on a date? After he finishes his food he asked me do you want any else, like you must be hungry. I said no because I wanted to get out of there. Of course I was hungry you ate all my food I'm thinking.

So while we were sitting at the table I felt like I was sitting staring at a wall. The guy didn't talk. I started to talk asked a question he answer then it was dead silent again. He tells me his age which was 12 yrs older then me. I'm like I'm young. Trying to hint I act young, I don't like you. He tells me your not that young. Then it was dead silent again. After we were done, he asked me if I wanted to see a movie. So I started making up so many excuses that I had to go home to walk my dogs , I can't sit through a movie I have a cough I don't want to annoy others. He then says let take a walk. I'm like its to cold out, there's no where to go, I hurt my knee yesterday I can't walk. He still didn't get the hint. He kept wanting to walk towards my house, which I didn't tell him where I lived. I kept saying lets walk this way going the other way towards the bus stop. I go ok your by your bus stop. He goes I'll walk back here later. I'll walk you home. I'm like maybe I'll take a bus, maybe I'll get my brother to pick me up. So his bus comes he wouldn't get on the bus. So my bus passes but I didn't get on it in time. So I go ok I'm walking home. He goes ok I'm walking you home. I'm like no its ok. I know my area. I'm safe don't worry. He walks and follows me. I'm like what am I going to do. So I'm like no don't it really far and its cold out. He's like it's ok. So I keep walking past my block to turn on going straight. I go you think the supermarket is open still? Can you go up the block more and check for me. He goes I can't tell. I go well I have to get food for tomorrow. Which I really needed for that night. So he follows me to the supermarket as we pass more restaurants he asks me do you want to go in for dessert. He tells me he has a big sweet tooth.Tells me he likes food and eats a lot. I go well I think I lost 10 pounds just walking all this way. So I get what I needed at the supermarket. After the supermarket , I said ok you can take the bus over here instead of walking back 10 blocks. Of course he says no it's ok. I'll walk you home. Then walking back, we get to the corner where I turn for my block. I go ok bye. Just go straight up to the bus. I live over here pointing to houses two blocks away from mine. He goes are you sure your safe. I'm like yes. This is my block. Bye. So he stares at me. I'm like bye. He is still staring. He goes bye nice meeting you . Then goes I hope we can do this again. I go huhhuh bye . I start to turn away. I fell a tap on my shoulder. I turn back like thinking "what do you want". He smiles and looks. I'm like bye and starting walking really fast away. A few doors down I turned I see him standing on the corner. I go through a park and ran so I would lose him.

I really wish I had a video camera following me. I was trying so hard to keep a straight face the whole time and not burst out laughing . All I can think of is how am I going to lose this creep. I had to find every way to get him to go so he wouldn't know where I lived.