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The Joke I played on my mom

Haha I don't even know where to start telling this story. Well I slept out at now I'll say an ex's house. My mom would never call every time I slept there. Yet she always thought I was sleeping at one of my girlfriends houses. So one morning she decides to call about 30 times while we were sleeping. To her it was a normal time to call , to us it was to early. Well she only called because I told her I needed a ride, the night before to see my friend that was visiting. Yet she was going out to meet up with my aunt and uncle in the same direction. She wanted to know if I was still going.

Finally we wake up. pm time. I look at my phone with like 30 missed calls. I'm like hum I'll call back. Shh I'm going to play a joke. I so go on this whole story how I'm in jail. I got married last night at chase bank. Yet in Africa. My mom kept asking if I'm ok? Asking do I need to get picked up? I'm crying that I need help.
watch the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA9de3X0GL8

All my friends were dying laughing. Put that on youtube, submit it to tosh o., comedy central. So I did.

Anyways when I got home now I expected no one to be home. I walk in my entire family was sitting on the couch. I walk over the gate, I see them. I go the plane ride back was fast. The camels flew me back so fast. Sticking to the same story. They ask where's my husband? How they wanted him to come in for tea or coffee. I tell them he had to go, he's very shy. By then everyone in my house was dying laughing. I fell on the floor literally. I call him up put the phone on speaker. My family & everyone were talking while we are dying laughing.

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