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OOps it's not April fools yet, but I fooled you anyway


I did this a few weeks before April fools

Me- ( calling my cousin) Hey what's up?
My cousin- nothing much , going out soon.
Me- I'm actually near your house. I'm by the pizza place.
My cousin- What are you doing by my house? Why are you at the pizza place.
Me- I came out by you just to the pizza place (yet the pizza place is 20mins away)
My cousin- oh my god we are actually going there. Wait 5 mins
Me- okay
My aunt- Hi your by our house at the pizza place?
Me- yes
My aunt- I just placed an order there to pick up. Wait 5 mins we'll be right over.
Me- okay I'll be waiting in the pizza place
(10mins later my phone rings)
My cousin- the lot is so full. we are looking for parking
Me- I know the lot is full. We drove around looking for parking too
My cousin- We are in the pizza place now were are you?
Me- I'm in the supermarket
My cousin- Foodtown
Me - yea my mom had to run in for a few items. I'll be in the pizza place in 5mins
My cousin- okay hurry up
(5mins later my phone rings)
My cousin- where are you?
Me - aisle 2
My cousin - okay my mom is going to drive down the lot in front of the supermarket.
(as they are getting in the car about to drive)
Me- We aren't there haha why would I come to your house just for a pizza place 20mins away?
My dad & I were cracking up that they believed us.
My cousin- you know we really did believe you
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